heeeeeedious!

well i ate a boat load of food and then passed out right afterwards for six hours. this is not acceptable. i work out my stomach all the time. (if by eating too much food and stretching it beyond it's maximum capacity counts as exercising). i need to stop this. i don't even remember all the things i ate b/c there was just so much. i am being a sad child of life these days.

i say this pretty much every day of my life, but... i am going to lose weight!!!!!!! (as i pop another sour brite crawler eggs into my mouth). this is depressing. i am looking at this picture from my 21st birthday and it makes me want to cry you a river of blood and pull all your hair out. i was kind of precious wasn't i? lol. precious and intoxicated, the only way to be in life. this picture will be my motivation. if i fail at this, there will be no point to my life and i will end it. just keeding.

well get ready bitches because this is going to be me again in 2011!!!

holla. bump it.

you know what i thought today? that i kind of want to be a teacher (yikes). i want to influence the minds of impressionable little children and brainwash them into worshiping me. just kidding... and it's a great way to scope out hot single dads. hot single rich dads. again, just kidding... i'm for real. just kidding. i'm not. yes i am. wait, what? my boobs are sore and tender and bigger than they really are because i'm about to get my period and bleed out of my vagina for a few days. you know?

i have work in an hour and a half and i can't fall back asleep. le sadness. i realize there's too much information in this post but it's okay.