- biweekly pay, need i say more? why?!
- when the temperature goes over 80 degrees. whoever invented air condition deserves to be worshiped
- bees, spiders, centipedes, millipedes, flies, ants, mosquitoes, roaches, ladybugs, whatever, DIE!!!
- overdraft & atm fees: greedy corporate bastards making money off my poverty! grrrrrrrrrrr.
- capitalism. everyone's a slave to money and corporate america can suck my hairy balls
- bleeding out of the vagina every month! ahahahaha i hope you were eating when you read that.
- when people cut me off when i'm talking. is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch?!
- people who poke and touch a lot: like get the fuck off me, it's called personal space.
- holier-than-thou-i-have-a-stick-up-my-ass jerk-offs that make a face at "improper behavior"
- double standards (girls are sluts and whores but boys will be boys)
- knowing that my brother's probably digging out his toe jam with my nail clippers. i don't think i'll need that back. yuck.
despite this entry, i am just so happy and contented i'm starting to worry lol. i don't think i've ever felt so at ease for such long periods before. i could definitely get used to this! life is really smooth sailing for me right now, and whatever worries i have just don't seem that big of a deal. i feel like i'm drugged out or something, but in a good way. lol.
kava kava!
11 years ago
1 comment:
This is halarious! I love it!!
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